Quote Of The Month!

funny he should ask...

-Malcolm

UPDATE

hmm.. happy amy? here's a pic to make you happy...

No... no more... pls... my liver...

-Malcolm

Aussie Rultz!

Ahh... had a great day yesterday in aussie.. i'm still in melb.. in my hotel room doing this update.. anyways, it was great seeing all my friends who've been studying here.. haven't seen them for ages!! ash, bernard, jun, eric, junlee, liane, sean, catherine... well, went over to ash's to cook fried rice with them.. was damn fun.. we hardly did anything as a group so i decided to help out with the ingredient preps and cooking ahha... played cards with everyone and smoked sheesha.. was a good time...

ash and bernard cooking up a storm..

What are you doing?!!?!? don't eat yet!!

a very rare picture.. you'll never catch me doing work in the kitchen...

jun finally arrives in time to eat..

then sleep...

drinking begins on a large scale!!!

jun loves his alcohol..

so does bernard..

jun also loves his shrimp crackers..

eric pours my drinks...

the other jun arrives to have bottle fights!

we all pile on top of jun yew for a pic.. ahha you can still see a bit of jun's head on the far left...

sean and liane arrives!! liane claims that my camera makes her eyes look weird.. BULLSHIT WOMAN!!! Pfffffhhttt...

ashleigh with his faces... his impression of asshole..

yea.. suck that shit...

ash and eric doing their shuffling... hilarious stuff!

everyone loves a slinky...

well, thats all i have for now.. will probably update again in a couplea days... see ya!

-Malcolm

  Back From SAFKAR INDOPURA

Well, i'll have to say it was an eventful trip but i would have loved it more if i was home on my ass watching cable or out riding with friends.. food was shit, Solo and yogyakarta was shit, training was ok, the sultan of solo's palace was shit, the historical and educational tour was shit, and the cleanliness was worse than shit.. got some funny pics though.. :) time to share.. sorry if the PICS ARE SHIT because we weren't allowed cameras so i used my shitty motorola L7 camera to take em.. at least you can see something! don't be ungrateful..

 hmm... i think its time to hire the piped piper...

your death for sale?

motorbike flea market!

aren't we on the wrong side of the road?

its the gh3y police!

 on the far left, the bank's name is Bii.. bisexual sperm donations?

i can see from a distance, someone's house is on fire! yay!

we stopped for lunch at the sultan's factory meeting/ballroom... looks ok..

the meeting/ballroom place which is owned by some company that makes army and other uniforms for loadsa countries.. the maniquins are freaky..

there are tons of them...!

food was shit so we went to buy our own.. somthing you don't see everyday.. soldiers doing grocery shopping..

live music? i don't think so..

hmm.. this looks like a rather glorified shithole.. they say it belongs to a king.. lets check out the royal crib then

eh? meh.. very royal meh?

more live music!? ergh..

they had some small museum.. i think i know where the shrunken heads came from... shrunken indons..

i hear thats where they keep the Toyols (demon infants)

clocks and shit...

architecture was not at its best...

hmm.. looks better.. check it?

the bride of the prince or other royalty was chucked into that and made to go round the whole of Solo.. sad..

something tells me my couch feels so much better..

i'll be loading more photos again.. going to sleep now... its like 3.30am on fri night.. ahahah comment pple!!

-Malcolm

... so, went back to the jump spot with stevie and chris.. looks like they've been building during the duration while i was in camp.. oh well.. they made a nice 8 feet ladder drop.. seems quite nice.. decided to go do some warm ups then do the ladder drop.. all went well today.. here are some photos.. i'll load the rest when i get the chance.. hopefully before i go to kl.. thats right guys!! i'm coming back up on the 26th!!! see ya'll!! enjoy the pix..

thats me... decided to bring my fullface helmet this time coz i wanna go hardcore...

this one is hussey doing a tabletop off the smaller 5 ft one.. kid's got some skills yo..

and thats us... from left, stevie, me and hussey.. 2 cams and a rider..

-Malcolm

PS: more pics next week.. have to go to camp for ATEC now... wish me luck!!